I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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