she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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