What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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