He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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