listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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