i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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