I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Randomize
