So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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