we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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