just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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