is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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