Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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