You're my little dorito
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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