After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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