Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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