Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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