he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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