i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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