So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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