Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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