all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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