So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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