Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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