So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Panties = found
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
