Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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