Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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