ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
