dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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