i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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