does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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