I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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