Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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