Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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