OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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