But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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