I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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