Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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