while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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