Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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