and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
