She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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