so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
