i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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