So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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