His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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