have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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