We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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