trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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