worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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