I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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