I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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