the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Holy sore nipples Batman
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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