She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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