1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I have post one night stand depression
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